RANSVESTIA

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By your looks, or your acts, or your glory, But if she finds you and you don't find her The rest of the world don't matter;

For the thousandth woman will sink or swim With you in any water.

You can use her purse with no more talk Than she uses yours for her spendings, And laugh and meet in your daily walk As though there had been no lendings, Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em call For silver or gold in their dealings;

But the thousandth woman, she's worth 'em all, Because you can show her your feelings.

Her wrong's your wrong, and her right's your right,

In season or out of season.

Stand up and back it in all men's sight

With THAT your only reason!

Nine hundred and ninety-nine can't bide

The shame or mocking or laughter,

But the thousandth woman will stand by your side

To the gallows-foot-and after!

M.SLOSBERG

SEX THERAPIST

"Put on two falsies and call me in the morning."

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